Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
