butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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