its not stalking. its research.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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