Pappa wants mamma naked
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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