fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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