Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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