yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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