Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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