that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
My balls are so social today.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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