I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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