I seem to have left my pride at pride
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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