So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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