with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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