they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize