gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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