dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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