ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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