so explain again why im purple
no
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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