Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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