Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
The Olympian is in my bed
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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