my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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