I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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