she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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