Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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