Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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