my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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