This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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