Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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