winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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