Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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