Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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