Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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