im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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