Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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