Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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