Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Randomize