sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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