Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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