they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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