It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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