Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize