oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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