this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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