As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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