dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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