Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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