Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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