i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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