Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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