What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He better not be in your backpack
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
He did a backflip because drugs
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