What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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