We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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