I hate your face
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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