And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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