how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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