i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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